Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Fail Computer Pictures
Hey guys! The other day I found some pretty funny pictures of fail computers and I wanted to show some of them to you. So here they are. These computers are hard-out fail blog.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
COD Black Ops Rap Song
Yo people reading moi blog. Since the release of the game Call of Duty Black Ops there has been a lot of videos made about it. This is the best COD Black Ops rap song I have found and I think it's great. It's pretty catchy and I have found myself singing it in the shower pretty often. So yeah, this is the COD rap.
Pandemic 2
Hello viewers. So recently, I was told by a friend about this really cool game called Pandemic 2. This game is awesome I reckon but it requires a lot of patience and strategy. It's not an action game and its not fast paced. It requires in depth thinking and time wasting I guess you could call it. What you kinda do in this game is you create a disease of some sort and you evolve it over time. To win the game you need to infect everyone in the world and kill them. Anyway, here's a link to the game and some pictures of the game.
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| This is a picture of the world map showing the countries that you have infected with your diseases etc. |
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| Victory! You have won the game because your disease has wiped mankind off the face of the planet. |
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Funny Cat Pictures
Hi guys ! I love to look at funny cat pictures and I thought that you might like to look to too . Whether you like cats or not , you'll like these funny cat pictures . Enjoy laughing !
Friday, July 24, 2009
Mouth Trumpet
Hi everybody! Trumpets don't come from mouths, right? Or do they? Everyone will love watching this comedy show that makes you smile and laugh whenever you need it . Enjoy watching the video !
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Jokes
Hi ! Ah .... well , I though sharing the jokes I know was a good idea so .... yeah .... I decided to put the jokes I know on my blog for you guys to read and laugh .
Here are some of the jokes I know :
1. Why was the Egyptian girl confused ?
Because her dad was a mummy !
2.
Once upon a time , there was a very stupid boy named Ali . One day , he went to school and the teacher asked a question and a student answered by saying 'Me , me , me' . Later that day , he went to a restaurant and heard someone saying 'Fork and spoon a fork and spoon' , then he went to the restaurant's toilet and heard someone who was trying to keep the toilet clean saying 'Flush it away' . After that , he went down the street and saw a person giving a present to his sister and when his sister received the present , he heard her saying 'Thank you' . Just when they left , the street had no one on it except for an old lady and him . Suddenly , a crime happened there . The old lady's head was chopped by a robber who wanted her expensive necklace . Five minutes later when the robber has escaped , the police came . The police officer said 'Does anyone here knows what happened just now ?' . Ali said ' Me , me , me ' . The police officer asked Ali what did the robber used to chop off the old lady's head and Ali replied by saying 'Fork and spoon a fork and spoon' . Then the police officer asked Ali what did the robber do with the woman's head after he had chopped it and Ali said 'Flush it away' . Then the police officer asked Ali if he wanted to go to the prison and he just replied kindly by saying
'Thank you'
********** The End **********
3.
One normal day , a man when to a hotel and asked if there was anymore rooms for him . The cashier simply said 'Ah ...... well , there's only one room left but one person has already died in that room' . The man needed that room for the night really much so he just said 'Oh ... well , I'll just have that room' . At midnight , he heard a voice saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' . He was sooo scared he smacked his head sooo hard that he died . The next day , another guy came in the hotel and asked for a room , the cashier just said 'There's only one room left for you but two people has died in that room' . The man just simply said 'Oh ... well , I'll just have that room' . At midnight , he heard a voice saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' . This man was sooo scared that he flushed himself down the toilet bowl ! The following day , a fat man came along to the hotel and asked the cashier whether there's a room for him to stay for the night and the cashier said 'There's only one room for you to stay for the night but three person has died in that room' . The fat man said 'Whatever , I'll just get that room for the night' . At midnight , he heard the same voice saying the same thing . This fat man was not afraid and he decided he'll get to the bottom of this himself . So he went to the living area of his room and saw a boy picking/digging his nose while saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' .
********** The End **********
4.
One day , three good friends went on a plane for a holiday trip to a country surrounded by islands . On the way to the country , the plane caught fire and crashed . Out of everyone in the plane , only the three good friends managed to survive . When they found each other they decided to explore the island . One went to explore the beach for the plane's food cargo and left over things they could make use of , one went to explore to forest of the island to find food like tomatoes and one went to explore the hills to see for any sign of land nearby . The one discovering the beach of the island found the Gennie's lamp and he was sooooo excited he shouted for all his friends on the island to come and see it . When they came , the guy who found the Gennie's lamp told him where he found it and what he thought they should do with it . (I suppose you guys know what to do when you find the Gennie's lamp , you rub it .) . That's what they did , they rubbed it . So , ya ...... the Gennie came out and thanked them for letting him out of the lamp . He also rewarded them with one wish each . The first guy started to think about his wife , his children and his warm + cosy house . So he said 'I would like to go back to my home , Mr .Gennie' so the Gennie sent his home with a snap of his finger . The second guy thought about his cool jaz car in his garage at his house , so he said 'I would like go home , Mr .Gennie' . So the Gennie sent him home with a breath from his mouth . The last guy looked all around the empty beach of the island and said 'I would like my two friends beside me , Mr .Gennie' . So the Gennie sent his two friends beside him with a blink of his eye and went away .
Here are some of the jokes I know :
1. Why was the Egyptian girl confused ?
Because her dad was a mummy !
2.
Once upon a time , there was a very stupid boy named Ali . One day , he went to school and the teacher asked a question and a student answered by saying 'Me , me , me' . Later that day , he went to a restaurant and heard someone saying 'Fork and spoon a fork and spoon' , then he went to the restaurant's toilet and heard someone who was trying to keep the toilet clean saying 'Flush it away' . After that , he went down the street and saw a person giving a present to his sister and when his sister received the present , he heard her saying 'Thank you' . Just when they left , the street had no one on it except for an old lady and him . Suddenly , a crime happened there . The old lady's head was chopped by a robber who wanted her expensive necklace . Five minutes later when the robber has escaped , the police came . The police officer said 'Does anyone here knows what happened just now ?' . Ali said ' Me , me , me ' . The police officer asked Ali what did the robber used to chop off the old lady's head and Ali replied by saying 'Fork and spoon a fork and spoon' . Then the police officer asked Ali what did the robber do with the woman's head after he had chopped it and Ali said 'Flush it away' . Then the police officer asked Ali if he wanted to go to the prison and he just replied kindly by saying
'Thank you'
********** The End **********
3.
One normal day , a man when to a hotel and asked if there was anymore rooms for him . The cashier simply said 'Ah ...... well , there's only one room left but one person has already died in that room' . The man needed that room for the night really much so he just said 'Oh ... well , I'll just have that room' . At midnight , he heard a voice saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' . He was sooo scared he smacked his head sooo hard that he died . The next day , another guy came in the hotel and asked for a room , the cashier just said 'There's only one room left for you but two people has died in that room' . The man just simply said 'Oh ... well , I'll just have that room' . At midnight , he heard a voice saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' . This man was sooo scared that he flushed himself down the toilet bowl ! The following day , a fat man came along to the hotel and asked the cashier whether there's a room for him to stay for the night and the cashier said 'There's only one room for you to stay for the night but three person has died in that room' . The fat man said 'Whatever , I'll just get that room for the night' . At midnight , he heard the same voice saying the same thing . This fat man was not afraid and he decided he'll get to the bottom of this himself . So he went to the living area of his room and saw a boy picking/digging his nose while saying 'I'm going to find you , I'm going to eat you' .
********** The End **********
4.
One day , three good friends went on a plane for a holiday trip to a country surrounded by islands . On the way to the country , the plane caught fire and crashed . Out of everyone in the plane , only the three good friends managed to survive . When they found each other they decided to explore the island . One went to explore the beach for the plane's food cargo and left over things they could make use of , one went to explore to forest of the island to find food like tomatoes and one went to explore the hills to see for any sign of land nearby . The one discovering the beach of the island found the Gennie's lamp and he was sooooo excited he shouted for all his friends on the island to come and see it . When they came , the guy who found the Gennie's lamp told him where he found it and what he thought they should do with it . (I suppose you guys know what to do when you find the Gennie's lamp , you rub it .) . That's what they did , they rubbed it . So , ya ...... the Gennie came out and thanked them for letting him out of the lamp . He also rewarded them with one wish each . The first guy started to think about his wife , his children and his warm + cosy house . So he said 'I would like to go back to my home , Mr .Gennie' so the Gennie sent his home with a snap of his finger . The second guy thought about his cool jaz car in his garage at his house , so he said 'I would like go home , Mr .Gennie' . So the Gennie sent him home with a breath from his mouth . The last guy looked all around the empty beach of the island and said 'I would like my two friends beside me , Mr .Gennie' . So the Gennie sent his two friends beside him with a blink of his eye and went away .
********* The End *********
5.
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now !!
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now !!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Internet Game Pages
Hi guys ! Once I was wondering if you guys play Internet games or not and I thought you might play Internet games so now I'm putting down all the Internet games (website) I know so you guys could go and check it out too ! Don't forget to not click on any pop ups like this one " You're the 1,000,000th person to visit this website . Click here to claim your prize ! "
1.(http://www.miniclip.com/) A very cool website which has different kind of boys and girls games in it.
2.(http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/) A good website which has lots and lots of more like boys games in it.
3.(http://www.y8.com/) A website which has both boy and girl games in it.
4.(http://www.freeonlinegames.com/) Another website which has games for both genders
(I don't really like the games there).
5.(http://www.spore.com/) A game which you have to download (free)and create your own creature.
6.(http://www.runescape.com/) A famous game which you make an account in and play.
7.(http://www.maplestory.com/) For both boys as well as girls who want to play with their own player and talk to other online players are recommended for this game.
8.(http://www.maplesea.com/) Also for boys and girls who want to play their own account and play with other online players.
9.(http://www.mechquest.com/) Those who fancy human shaped robots are recommended for this account based game.
10.(http://www.battleon.com/) A game where you have your own human character you use to fight enemies . (this game is made by the same company that made game 9)
11.(http://www.dragonfable.com/) An account game.
(I have not played this game yet so I'm not really sure about this game) (this game is made by the same company that made game 9)
12.(http://www.clubpenguin.com/) A well known game where you must create a penguin and play with other online players.
13.(http://www.neopets.com/) A sort of pet game
(I can't explain it that well because I have not played it before)
14.(http://www.agame.com/) A website which has games suitable for both genders.
15.(http://www.addictinggames.com/) A website full of fun, addicting games.
16.(http://www.poptropica.com/) A fun popular game where you make your own character and solve different missions on different islands.
17.(http://www.shockwave.com/) A fun website where you play games but I recommend Metal Mayhem 2 to everyone. It's a game where you use a armed car to destroy other armed cars like you and you get money for upgrading your own account car.
1.(http://www.miniclip.com/) A very cool website which has different kind of boys and girls games in it.
2.(http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/) A good website which has lots and lots of more like boys games in it.
3.(http://www.y8.com/) A website which has both boy and girl games in it.
4.(http://www.freeonlinegames.com/) Another website which has games for both genders
(I don't really like the games there).
5.(http://www.spore.com/) A game which you have to download (free)and create your own creature.
6.(http://www.runescape.com/) A famous game which you make an account in and play.
7.(http://www.maplestory.com/) For both boys as well as girls who want to play with their own player and talk to other online players are recommended for this game.
8.(http://www.maplesea.com/) Also for boys and girls who want to play their own account and play with other online players.
9.(http://www.mechquest.com/) Those who fancy human shaped robots are recommended for this account based game.
10.(http://www.battleon.com/) A game where you have your own human character you use to fight enemies . (this game is made by the same company that made game 9)
11.(http://www.dragonfable.com/) An account game.
(I have not played this game yet so I'm not really sure about this game) (this game is made by the same company that made game 9)
12.(http://www.clubpenguin.com/) A well known game where you must create a penguin and play with other online players.
13.(http://www.neopets.com/) A sort of pet game
(I can't explain it that well because I have not played it before)
14.(http://www.agame.com/) A website which has games suitable for both genders.
15.(http://www.addictinggames.com/) A website full of fun, addicting games.
16.(http://www.poptropica.com/) A fun popular game where you make your own character and solve different missions on different islands.
17.(http://www.shockwave.com/) A fun website where you play games but I recommend Metal Mayhem 2 to everyone. It's a game where you use a armed car to destroy other armed cars like you and you get money for upgrading your own account car.
18.(http://www.2dplay.com/) A website packed with cool games for both boys and girls. My recommendation is a strategy game called Stealth Hunter.
19.(http://www.hostilegames.com/) A cool website with mostly boys games.
20.(http://turretdefensegames.com/) A website flooded with turret defense games. Boys and girls will enjoy all of the strategy games in that website.
21.(http://www.kongregate.com/) A popular and fun website overflowing with games for both genders of all interests.
22.(http://www.gunshootinggames.net/) For boys and boys only. This website is bombarded with loads and loads of shooting games.
23.(http://www.gungamezone.com/) Gun fans, this is your place. A website filled with thousands of gun games. It's the gun zone!
24.(http://www.cooking-games.biz/) A must play game for any kind of cooks. This website is packed with all kind of cooking games for any occasion.
25.(http://www.girlgames1.com/) Girls are the only ones allowed here in this website. This is a website full of all kinds of girl games.
26.(http://www.freebratzdressupgames.com/) For all the millions of Bratz fans, this is just the website for you . Overflowing with thousands of Bratz games, you'll never be bored ever again!
27.(http://armorgames.com/) Just another one of those websites packed with loads of games for both buys and girls of any interests.
Please sent comments to me about the games you played and how it was. Thanks
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